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Entries in Hey Guata (37)

Monday
Jul202009

Giving Olivia Munn My Heart: The Hey Guata Finale ft. Hugh Grant

Its a really bittersweet day. About 1 year ago I started a webseries about how much I was a fan of Olivia Munn and how I dream of meeting her. I honestly never really thought I WOULD meet her. But these internet videos led me to host the late night talk show Nightcap, which ultimately led me to meet miss Munn in a weird twist of fate/clever planning by the producers of the show! Along the way I learned a lot about the industry and about myself. I am forever in debt to Olivia Munn because of that.

Also I owe her $25,000 dollars for a Hey Guata appearance...sooooooo I decided to give her my heart to repay my debt. Thanks to everyone and a special thanks to Olivia for making this an awesome year filled with awesome experiences and being such a good sport about my creepy videos. While I am a huge huge fan, I'd never do the things Hey Guata does in the videos in real life. :) I'm so happy it all worked out!!!!

Ps: If you want to download the song for free just click here.

Monday
Jul062009

New Alice In Wonderland Movie

Sometimes I wonder why girls freak out so much when they see a new still or picture from whatshisface in Twilight. Well, these new pics of Tim Burton's Alice In Wonderland have the same effect on me. And I hope they have the same effect on you. If you want to actually own them pick up the new copy of Vanity Fair this week then.

Friday
Jul032009

Happy Birthday To Olivia Munn!

Today is Olivia Munn's birthday and to celebrate fans from everywhere are wishing her a happy birthday in very creative ways. Here is a great rock tribute song to her from fan Wylderide. This rocks.

Also Olivia's #1 Fan Awalker made this incredible video showcasing the best of Olivia's blog for New Year, and Olivia being the best to her fans just posted it on her website. This is why she rocks.

Go wish Olivia a Happy Birthday over at www.oliviamunn.com or at her twitter account

Update: This just in from Olivia's Twitter, "Dear God, its my birthday and I'm headed to the beach. Please keep the sand out of my vagina. Thanks!! Oliviaxx"

Wednesday
Jul012009

O.M.G.I.G.P

Here is a new ad for internet explorer 8 that was just released. You want to know what else was just released? That woman's stomach content. Also, props for droping the "Hairy Vagina" comment in there Microsoft. How Olivia of you.

UPDATE: What do you think he is mouthing? I swear he is saying hairy-vagina-meets-huge-penis.com

Wednesday
Jul012009

Win x10

I'm not even going to try to to that with a response.

Tuesday
Jun302009

Olivia Munn is Happy!

 

 This made my day. Look how happy she is!

Tuesday
Jun302009

Ah! This is so rad!

I just got a tweet from awesome follower @etd123. This is what it said:

"@heyguata you have completed my bookmark bar in safari. You are so awesome you are next to Oliva http://yfrog.com/17e9pp"

Thank you EDT123! That is some awesome company I'm in. Click on the picture below for his proof. :)

Monday
Jun292009

This is how I like to blog. Old School.

If you've ever wondered how such a prolific writer like I (don't laugh) makes a living off of blogging (I don't) here is an exclusive (no one else would post it) look at how I like to blog.

1. Dusty Typewriter: Check

2. Fake Eyeglasses: Check

3. Wine Glass, Candles, Blazer: Check, Check, Check!!!

I'm doing this old school!

Monday
Jun292009

Mike Stimpson's Lego Nart

I must say this is my kind of nart. What is nart you say? Its short for nerdart... yeah. Nart. Photographer Mike Stimpson uses Lego characters to re-construct famous scenes and portraits from history and pop culture. For more of Mike's pictures check out http://www.flickr.com/photos/balakov/ AWESOME!

 

Monday
Jun292009

Hottie of the Week: Zoe Saldana

You might recognize Zoe Saldana from a little indie film that came out this summer called STAR TREK! Zoe played the sexy Uhura in the reboot of the popular franchise, but I've had my eye on her since she was in the Britney Spear's movie "Crossroads" (not that I saw it or anything...he he...he)

Aside from that, Zoe had a smaller role in Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, and was set to star in the sequels, but she never did. In the final scene of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, all the actors were told that an old friend would return. While filming the scene, all the actors were told that it would be Zoe who returned. However, in an on-set twist it was Geoffrey Rush! The director only told the actors it was Zoe to surprise them and get real authenticity in their faces. Sadly, Zoe never reprised her character. :(