Saturday
Aug082009
Mike Alfaro Presents: Twitter Movie Plots
Saturday, August 8, 2009 at 7:52PM In this era of information overload, who has time watch find out what a movie is about? And you sure as hell don't want to shell out 12 bucks to go see a movie you thought was about something completely different. Well, now you'll never need to go to a film's official website, watch a trailer, or even read the back of a dvd box to find out what a movie is about with Mike Alfaro's Twitter Movie Plots! They take the concept of twitter's 140 characters or less descriptions and tell you in short what a movie is all about. Its a concept that can't possibly fail!
Here are just a few examples!
- JURASSIC PARK: Senile man endangers children and goats in theme park.
- PINNOCHIO: Compulsive liar yearns for the body of a young boy.
- THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: Young kids struggle to come out of closet.
- RATATOUILLE: Clumsy cook refused to kill rats kitchen, destroys boss' reputation
- SLEEPY HOLLOW: Old man on horse wants to get head from Johnny Depp.
- STAR TREK: Unexperienced crew destroys multimillion-dollar drilling machine.
- THE TRANSPORTER: Reckless driver kills employers.
- THE INCREDIBLE HULK: Nerd struggles with anger issues and weight problems.
- MOULIN ROUGE: Prostitute tricks millionaire, obsessed man watches her die.
- BACK TO THE FUTURE: Young man refuses the sexual advances of his mother.
- X-MEN: Minority group kills politician, vandalize iconic monument .
- SEX AND THE CITY: Old women play dress up.
- IRON MAN: Man with heart condition overexerts himself.
- HARRY POTTER: Scarred orphan faces prejudice, ends up killing teacher.
- THE LITTLE MERMAID: Half naked mute girl with no legs tricks prince.
- KING KONG: Inter-species love destroys city





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